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  1. …in reply to @pallbro
    @pallbro There is a certain genre of text between 1st and 2nd or 2nd and 3rd dates which I wd paraphrase as, "I've been overthinking and/or discussing with a friend and have come up 4 extremely disproportionate dealbreakers, any 1 of which I will use as an excuse to bail immediately, 🧵"
    1. …in reply to @by_caballero
      @pallbro They were always like, "would u shave your beard before our next date" or "do you burp". When it got to be a recurring problem for me I would sometimes get catty and write back, "casual dating isn't for everyone, try arranged marriage" but im not proud of that level of pettiness.